Is that another Vagina post????

I applied for 5 muthafuckin jobs today.  electronically.  yups.

PLUS I peddaled my resume and credentials around the HS too!  woot.  HIRE ME.

I also started writing a scene today for Cedar Falls which is challenging me to go ahead and make some big decisions that I may not be ready to make.

Hmmmm. 

My husband and I had a date tonight!  an impromptu one!  We felt like kids again and had a fun time!

Sadly we came home to a very messy house, but who gives a shit? lol.  We need to clean and all, but meh.  meh meh meh meh meh.

meh.
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Hey, ever worried about whether or not your genitals were good-looking enough?  I have looked at alot of porn in my time, i mean ALOT, and there sure as hell are penises that do NOT meet my idea of attractive cocks.  Dicks can vary widely from fella to fella.  But I guess I hadn't realized what a wide range of vulvas there are out there! practically as unique as fingerprints for fuck's sake.

of course I'd realized that breasts have a wide range of styles, but in the end most breasts are pretty fucking awesome, big or small, right?  I guess I've seen some pairs that are like "nah, no thanks, i'll pass..."  but mostly?  Give 'em here, I'll gladly put those things in my mouth, thanks!

But until I saw this ad for fleshlite synthetic vaginias, I hadn't realized how wildly varied the female genetalia could be.  Maybe because most of my preffered porn involves a woman getting mightily stuffed, at which point the finer details of the lady's vulva are not exactly dispayed to their best advantage, right?

Anyway, look at this wide assortment of feminine flowers!

Wowza!  some don't even look like the same species!  how marvelous and intriguing, right?  I mean I guess I knew on some level that every vagina was different, but until it was so clearly innustrated to me in this wonderful pale pinkish sampling, i guess it wasn't a reality, wasn't a thing I could really visualize!

Which is your fave?

Why?

And now check this out:

Same vajayjays, but now with whole people and faces connected--

what's up with the 4th one in from left?  Did she have a labial-ectomy? 

 Does it change how you feel about your favorite?  It did for me.  I was picturing this luscious goddess of a woman, maybe an indian woman or middle eastern of some kind, and then.... some silly slut who had a mold made of her lady bits.

anyway.  For a girl who had been craving a trip to the delta, this realization suddenly made traveling to parts unknown and unexplored even more compelling!  I am pretty jazzed, and yes, a little intimidated by the myriad of vulva countenances out there for me to meet and worship.

And, naturally, I wouldn't be a woman if i didn't eventually get around to wondering if my pussy is just as pretty as everyone else's!  Ay ay ay.  As if we needed another body issue to wrestle with.  I mean, really.  I've read and even stage managed The Vagina Monologues, for heaven's sake.  I know better than tho go fretting about my womanhood's aesthetics.  I am a modern, liberated woman, and one who is very sexual, very open, and very confident in most areas relating to sexual expression.  AND YET?!?!?  You bet I sidled up to the hubs and inquired about the relative attractiveness of my family jewels.

He reports that they measure up favorably.  But what the fuck else is he gunna say?  Oh, god, yeah, your labia are gross!  Let's get you a labial lift or something...

Lol.  Of course he loves my vulva, what the hell choice does he have?

heeheehee.

Maybe I'll have a unique pendant made for him...

ok, one of these legitimately looks like a flower.

Or comission a nice, comfy couch for him to replicate the splendor that is my 'special purpose':

Aww.  Just like in real life, he'd be way too big for that little thing... ;)

I am going to resolve not to give a flying fuck how my lady parts look compared to other women.  As long as it's all clean and healthy and functioning down there, we're in business!

Talk about no voice!  Look at this powerful ad:

I am breathless and moved.  And impressed by the photoshopping.

Your average vaj, over and out...