For the first itme in, I think, YEARS, I was totally incapacitated by menstrual cramps today. If I have male readers, lol, sorry, but it happens now and then.
And it fucking SUCKS.
Cramps always suck, but usually a good dose of Midol and I'm on my way.
Today? When I had fun plans with my bestie and am on VACATION, today they decided to kick my ass and make me their bitch.
I cried. Literally. And several times almost vomited. And I took TWICE the dosage of midol that is recommended. And still couldn't get my ass out the door to the coffee shop for my planned and much anticipated visit with my best friend.
This makes me fearful for how I'd do as a pregnant lady, who have to deal with all kinds of bady pain. And labor & delivery? Fucking forget it. I think this is yet another reason to recommmit to my decision NOT to procreate. Today I begged Aaron to find a way to pull out my uterus.
He found this imagery amusing. he puts on a gruff, viking-like voice, makes a bold stance and declares: "Aaron! The Womb Ripper!"
He always makes me laugh when I'm blue. He also rubbed my back, made me tea, eventually made me sandwiches when it really became apparent that I would not be able to make it out to the Better Bean, and offered to do anything to take away the pain for me. He was an agel times a hundred, and I kpet apologizing for being suck a pussy-- "It isn't usually like this!" I whine, I impress, I beg him not to hate me for being so damn dramatic.
He, of course, tells me not to apologize, hugs me close, and tells me he loves me.
meanwhile, my poor bestie is out of a coffee, a lunch, and some much needed girl gossip time. I want to punch my fucking uterus in its stupid face! And, it seems especially cruel, as i'd decided I wouldn't really be needing it anyway. I pretty much want to go get a uterus-ectomy right now. Asshole uterus.
Now I'm shaking with like crazy because of all the caffeine in the midol, and a whole day is practically wasted.
Ah well.
After Aaron makes some lunch we are going to go see about a COSTCO card. Plus I wanna hit a couple stores to loof for some fun accessories for a photoshoot i'm in on Friday!
Things that need to get the fuck done (and soon):
Props & costume lists for 3 shows
Photocopies of all scenes and monologues for 3 shows (since my students are forgetful, mis-placeful little shits), and Prompt books for all three shows.
Job applications (online and old-school)
LOOK INTO DEBT RELIEF AND SOLVE MY DEBT PROBLEMS (this should probably top the list...)
Find time to actually get to sit down with my dear friend, since my lady parts ruined today for us.
Get stuff ready for the wedding on saturday
Dishes
LAUNDRY (holy mama, do I need to do laundry, lol)
PUBLICITY BLITZ for STAGE Camp!
See friends and family, as this is supposed to be a fucking vacation.
WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!
And it fucking SUCKS.
Cramps always suck, but usually a good dose of Midol and I'm on my way.
Today? When I had fun plans with my bestie and am on VACATION, today they decided to kick my ass and make me their bitch.
I cried. Literally. And several times almost vomited. And I took TWICE the dosage of midol that is recommended. And still couldn't get my ass out the door to the coffee shop for my planned and much anticipated visit with my best friend.
This makes me fearful for how I'd do as a pregnant lady, who have to deal with all kinds of bady pain. And labor & delivery? Fucking forget it. I think this is yet another reason to recommmit to my decision NOT to procreate. Today I begged Aaron to find a way to pull out my uterus.
He found this imagery amusing. he puts on a gruff, viking-like voice, makes a bold stance and declares: "Aaron! The Womb Ripper!"
He always makes me laugh when I'm blue. He also rubbed my back, made me tea, eventually made me sandwiches when it really became apparent that I would not be able to make it out to the Better Bean, and offered to do anything to take away the pain for me. He was an agel times a hundred, and I kpet apologizing for being suck a pussy-- "It isn't usually like this!" I whine, I impress, I beg him not to hate me for being so damn dramatic.
He, of course, tells me not to apologize, hugs me close, and tells me he loves me.
meanwhile, my poor bestie is out of a coffee, a lunch, and some much needed girl gossip time. I want to punch my fucking uterus in its stupid face! And, it seems especially cruel, as i'd decided I wouldn't really be needing it anyway. I pretty much want to go get a uterus-ectomy right now. Asshole uterus.
Now I'm shaking with like crazy because of all the caffeine in the midol, and a whole day is practically wasted.
Ah well.
After Aaron makes some lunch we are going to go see about a COSTCO card. Plus I wanna hit a couple stores to loof for some fun accessories for a photoshoot i'm in on Friday!
Things that need to get the fuck done (and soon):
Props & costume lists for 3 shows
Photocopies of all scenes and monologues for 3 shows (since my students are forgetful, mis-placeful little shits), and Prompt books for all three shows.
Job applications (online and old-school)
LOOK INTO DEBT RELIEF AND SOLVE MY DEBT PROBLEMS (this should probably top the list...)
Find time to actually get to sit down with my dear friend, since my lady parts ruined today for us.
Get stuff ready for the wedding on saturday
Dishes
LAUNDRY (holy mama, do I need to do laundry, lol)
PUBLICITY BLITZ for STAGE Camp!
See friends and family, as this is supposed to be a fucking vacation.
WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!
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