PORN!

The internet is for porn.  Or so says one of my favorite broadway songs of the last two decades.

Yes.  It is.  It is for porn, porn, porn!

So you may have gathered that it has been a long, long, looooonnnnng miserable awful no good terrible horrible no good very bad week for me.

Earlier in the week I came home and rewarded myself for surviving the day by givining myself many orgasms.

Yesterday I came home and rewarded myself by indulging in several good hours of video gaming.

Today I came home and the whim to troll tumblr sites gripped me.  I have rewarded myself with some intriguing pornographic imagery.

It varies, depending on the day, what will get my motor humming.   Many days it is threesomes or moresomes.  I love the idea of multiple people all engaged in giving and receiving pleasure.  Some days I can't get enough of fellatio.  Suck it, bitch!  Yeah, suck that big hard cock!  Still other days I am tantalized by the oh-so-innocent but clearly not-so-innocent school girl thing.  And I have a real weak-in-the-knees thing for men dressed in full business attire roughly handling nude submissive women.  Whoa.  Makes me hotter than hell.

But today?  today the thing that's been ringing my chimes?  Cunnilingus and knowledge. I LOVE viewing images of women getting eaten out. Worshipped.  Paid tribute.  Today I can't get enough of it.  Men, women, doesn't matter.  There is someething so very alluring and seductive about watching a woman taking pleasure in someone kissing and licking and pleasuring her between her legs.

I won't share all the images that have caught my image this evening, but I will share a few...

Um... Not work safe--did I have to mention that when I'd entitled the blog "Porn!"?

bon apetit!


Ok, so lets first look at images that are absolutely not explicitly pornographic--in that they don't actually show anything!  But they imply EVERYTHING.  I adore images like this.  A woman's imagination, they say, is her biggest and most powerful erogenous zone...

I fucking ADORE this one.

Tantalizing

Women dressed in full male business attire is NOT one of my turnons, as it reminds me of Dianne Keaton, but I rather enjoy the gentleman burying his nose in her femininity...

 Ok.  Now, for fun, let's look at illustrated carpet munching!

What a lithe and obedient houseboy!

Isn't the discarded lollipop in the foreground just a delicious touch?

Old-timey girl-on-girl!  I heart this!  Stay classy, turn of the century lesbians!

This one cracks me right the fuck up!  She was going to commit suicide, and was literally saved by oral sex! 

Heyyyy, how's this ode to cock get in here?  It earned its way to honorable mention for being ridiculously amusing, that's how!  I feel like some guy was sitting arund doodling one day and his pen birthed this insanity..,

Ok.  Lets take a look at some slightly more exposed stuff.  I'm opting NOT to show some full-on graphic shots of pussy here or the more intense cunnelingus because I don't need to nbe an oversharer (lol) but anyway... YUM.....

And lastly, I'm on this 'knowledge' is sexy thing.  Sounds lame, I know.  I don't entirely get it either, but ours is not to reason why.  Check out these adorable images and maybe you'll get me....

"We're reading a book...together...in a state of semi-undress...isn't that scrumptious of us?"

You nknow I love me some pin-up lookin girls.  And this one's got a brain! maybe...

And of course.  The apple.  From the tree of knowledge.  Sigh.  Note how this one doesn't even show anything explicit!!And yet so fucking erotic.

And my sentimental fave.  Geeks beware:  she's curvy, she's pale, she's a starwars nerd and an old-school gamer.  If I were a guy, I'd have come in my pants.

And are those boyshorts?!?! A-fucking-dorable!