Drunk Sex is way more awesome than Hungover Sex. Still... sex is great.
Read THIS this morning. Loved it. Adored it. Want you to read it. I love her voice. And I want to put her enormous tits in my mouth.... did I miss the point of the article? Nah. READ IT. It is a thousand times more entertaining than my blog.
Hearts!
I'll give you a post mortem on the show another day. Today I want to enjoy the sun, enjoy the lack of real responsibility, and plan my next phase of life. It is gunna be a BIG DEAL, guys. A big deal.
I'm barrelling past the threshold guardians, bidding farewell to the wise old men, and taking my journey firmly in hand. I'mma learn more about the goddess within, and I'm going to make huge and lasting changes.
Also, I feel like you ought to know that at this moment Aaron and I are engaged in a heated debate about circumcision. It is a subject I think about alot; the debate, hats vs. haircuts.
I've researched the fuck out of it. And I waffle. And Aaron has been absolutely unswerving. His certainty makes me uneasy and suspicious. But he is such an effective debater! He is logical, he is not emotional, he is pragmatic, he is hilarious. In the last ten minutes he has compared foreskin to a hairlip and an appendix.
"If our child's appendix was on the outside of its body I'd say 'hell yes, cut that off too!' It's a vestigial organ that serves no purpose and only opens you up for risk of infection and complications down the road!"
He cracks me up. I bring this up because he wants to start an 'anti breast reduction' movement. I teased him because he was all like 'that's the way nature made you' and 'you shouldn't 'fix' what you are' and what not, and he feels the same way about the awful parents who make the decision to have their baby daughter's clitorises (cliteri? Cliteratti? who the fuck knows?) reduced in size if they are larger than the accepted 'norm'. So I called him a hypocrite, and at this moment have re-opened the old snip-the-tip debate.
Aaron: "The only people you ever hear complaining about circumcision are uncircumsized men, and women."
Me: "what, a woman's view isn't worth anything?"
Aaron: "No, no, I'm not talking women who are like: 'oh, I'm way more attracted to foreskin', no, that's not what you find most often, most often the kind of women who have a problem with it are expectant mothers who are all: 'Oh no! I don't want to mutilate my baby!'"
(A beat)
Me: "I don't want to mutilate my baby!"
(I am not expectant, but have always sort have felt like a potential mother since about 14 years old)
Later....
Aaron: So if the baby's born with a hairlip you just want to leave it? that's elective surgury, and the kid could live a perfectly normal life, don't need to put him 'at risk' for something that's purely 'cosmetic!'
Me: Ew. No. We fix that shit right away.
Aaron (looking smug.): Yeah. Thought so.
It's saturday. go enjoy it. I'm gunna.
Ciao!
Read THIS this morning. Loved it. Adored it. Want you to read it. I love her voice. And I want to put her enormous tits in my mouth.... did I miss the point of the article? Nah. READ IT. It is a thousand times more entertaining than my blog.
Hearts!
I'll give you a post mortem on the show another day. Today I want to enjoy the sun, enjoy the lack of real responsibility, and plan my next phase of life. It is gunna be a BIG DEAL, guys. A big deal.
I'm barrelling past the threshold guardians, bidding farewell to the wise old men, and taking my journey firmly in hand. I'mma learn more about the goddess within, and I'm going to make huge and lasting changes.
Also, I feel like you ought to know that at this moment Aaron and I are engaged in a heated debate about circumcision. It is a subject I think about alot; the debate, hats vs. haircuts.
I've researched the fuck out of it. And I waffle. And Aaron has been absolutely unswerving. His certainty makes me uneasy and suspicious. But he is such an effective debater! He is logical, he is not emotional, he is pragmatic, he is hilarious. In the last ten minutes he has compared foreskin to a hairlip and an appendix.
"If our child's appendix was on the outside of its body I'd say 'hell yes, cut that off too!' It's a vestigial organ that serves no purpose and only opens you up for risk of infection and complications down the road!"
He cracks me up. I bring this up because he wants to start an 'anti breast reduction' movement. I teased him because he was all like 'that's the way nature made you' and 'you shouldn't 'fix' what you are' and what not, and he feels the same way about the awful parents who make the decision to have their baby daughter's clitorises (cliteri? Cliteratti? who the fuck knows?) reduced in size if they are larger than the accepted 'norm'. So I called him a hypocrite, and at this moment have re-opened the old snip-the-tip debate.
Aaron: "The only people you ever hear complaining about circumcision are uncircumsized men, and women."
Me: "what, a woman's view isn't worth anything?"
Aaron: "No, no, I'm not talking women who are like: 'oh, I'm way more attracted to foreskin', no, that's not what you find most often, most often the kind of women who have a problem with it are expectant mothers who are all: 'Oh no! I don't want to mutilate my baby!'"
(A beat)
Me: "I don't want to mutilate my baby!"
(I am not expectant, but have always sort have felt like a potential mother since about 14 years old)
Later....
Aaron: So if the baby's born with a hairlip you just want to leave it? that's elective surgury, and the kid could live a perfectly normal life, don't need to put him 'at risk' for something that's purely 'cosmetic!'
Me: Ew. No. We fix that shit right away.
Aaron (looking smug.): Yeah. Thought so.
It's saturday. go enjoy it. I'm gunna.
Ciao!
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