DISCLAIMER: I am a liberal. I am pretty fucking liberal. I believe strongly that marijuana use and growth should be 100% legal! I mean, it is a plant, from the earth, and it isn't all that bad for you. Understand this about me.
Now. That being said.
I fucking hate the smell of weed! Jesus Effing Christ! Why does it have to reek so terribly? UGH! My ROOMATE just walked in from an 'errand' he had to run, and he is absolutely stinking of weed. I'm getting a goddamn headache from it. It is so bad, and I didn't know what to do!!! Aaron is fast asleep on the couch, and besides he only has 7% sense of smell anyway, so he's useless. But me? I have perfect smell! 20\20 smell, lol. I have a nose like an eagle, heeheehee. I can smell marijuana roasting from apartments away. I would be a fantastic fucking Narc if I weren't so thoroughly liberal.
And I HATE hate hate the smell of it! I didn't say anything at first, but when I came back from rotating the laundry I couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Eric, you reek honey." I told him honsetly.
He acted all confused. I bowled right over the feigned innocence. "You stink like marijuana. I think I have to go light a candle, it's so bad."
He chuckled. I lit a candle. He has not febreezed himself or showered or anything. I am getting a splitting headache. Grrrr!
And I don't want my house stinking like this! OMG! What if it does? Paranoid!
I'll febreeze the shit out of everything tomorrow, and prolly keep the windows open for a time, just to be safe. Erg.
If only pot smelled wonderful, like the smell of a good clove cigarette. Holy Hell, I love love love the smell of clove cigarettes. I was so fucking bummed when they outlawed those. I'll tell you, Emerson's campus just didn't feel the same after that move. And besides? I'm a liberal, so I was affronted by the move to ban those cigarettes. What sense does that make? Why target those ones especially? Lunacy.
I should, at least, be grateful that he doesn't smoke weed in our house (which we wouldn't allow, not for legal reasons, but because we don't allow smoking of any kind in the house, because it is yucky. I always go outside with my smoking friends--they are not pariahs, but smoke is so much better in the open air, where it can waft free and not sink into my fabrics, you know?).
But Come On! You reek! You've now been made aware that you reek. Please do something to correect this for those who are forced to inhabit the same small space with you!
Sincerely,
BETH!
PS: The only time it's ok to smoke indoors:
Now. That being said.
I fucking hate the smell of weed! Jesus Effing Christ! Why does it have to reek so terribly? UGH! My ROOMATE just walked in from an 'errand' he had to run, and he is absolutely stinking of weed. I'm getting a goddamn headache from it. It is so bad, and I didn't know what to do!!! Aaron is fast asleep on the couch, and besides he only has 7% sense of smell anyway, so he's useless. But me? I have perfect smell! 20\20 smell, lol. I have a nose like an eagle, heeheehee. I can smell marijuana roasting from apartments away. I would be a fantastic fucking Narc if I weren't so thoroughly liberal.
And I HATE hate hate the smell of it! I didn't say anything at first, but when I came back from rotating the laundry I couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Eric, you reek honey." I told him honsetly.
He acted all confused. I bowled right over the feigned innocence. "You stink like marijuana. I think I have to go light a candle, it's so bad."
He chuckled. I lit a candle. He has not febreezed himself or showered or anything. I am getting a splitting headache. Grrrr!
And I don't want my house stinking like this! OMG! What if it does? Paranoid!
I'll febreeze the shit out of everything tomorrow, and prolly keep the windows open for a time, just to be safe. Erg.
If only pot smelled wonderful, like the smell of a good clove cigarette. Holy Hell, I love love love the smell of clove cigarettes. I was so fucking bummed when they outlawed those. I'll tell you, Emerson's campus just didn't feel the same after that move. And besides? I'm a liberal, so I was affronted by the move to ban those cigarettes. What sense does that make? Why target those ones especially? Lunacy.
I should, at least, be grateful that he doesn't smoke weed in our house (which we wouldn't allow, not for legal reasons, but because we don't allow smoking of any kind in the house, because it is yucky. I always go outside with my smoking friends--they are not pariahs, but smoke is so much better in the open air, where it can waft free and not sink into my fabrics, you know?).
But Come On! You reek! You've now been made aware that you reek. Please do something to correect this for those who are forced to inhabit the same small space with you!
Sincerely,
BETH!
PS: The only time it's ok to smoke indoors:
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