Another Installment of Meritricious Poetry!

I am a potato.

Of the couch variety.

I am a bones.

Of the lazy sort.

An ass.

Of the lard classification.

Inert.

At Rest.

Unmotivated.

Scratch That--

Motivated by sloth. 

By ease.

And whim.

I'm taking the path of least resistance.

I'm bending to the compulsion for total hedonism.

And reveling in my inaction.

If you'll excuse me, there's a hot bath and a glass of red waiting for me. 

And an orgasm after that.




You become a public school teacher...
and try to tell me you wouldn't do the same.


Happy wednesday, working folks.  Almost halfway through.