Wednesday, June 02, 2010

The Loan &The Loophole

Good Morning. Well, it is morning as I type this, so good morning to me and good day\afternoon\evening to the rest of you.

Hope you enjoyed meeting a new satellite character. YOu'll get to see more of him later I suspect, and meet Grey's best friend Phelan at some point too and, oh, boy, I get so excited sometimes at the interconnectedness in Cedar Falls! I'm super excited about when we all start weaving things together and our characters cross paths. Feel free to reference any\all of the stuff I've written about, for instance the Mayor, the shops downtown, the law-firms, the appliances WE.

One of my favorite assignments to give students is to take a side charater in a famous play or book or movie and write for them, from their perspective or tell their story. This can be especially fun with villains. Incidentally, I ave a fuck of a lot of fun writing Vaughan Grey.

So today I'm throwing up a short couple that star our Victorian Archetype. Yes, a couple. Ugh. I really need to stop doing that. But I just get so excited!!

The first one, very brief, is meant to take place the same morning\afternoon that Grey visits Jonah and demands money. A scene I like very much so I'mma encourage you to read it agin if you need to refresh your memory. ( It was also in a double-feature, the second one if you visit that entry.)

Then the other one should take place sometime not too long after the riverside bistro\the city hall wedding business. I'm not sure if it is literally the same day or a week after or what because I haven't written any of the 'honeymoon' stuff, so who the fuck knows? Just helping you get a general idea of the timeline.

Alright. Enjoy?


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He was soaking in his hot tub when the doorbell rang. He wasn’t expecting anyone. It was Sunday afternoon and he’d cleared the little baggage from the night before out of his bed hours ago. Had she forgotten her panties or something? He toyed with the idea of ignoring it, but it rang again.

He wrapped a towel around his waist and padded into the cool of the house, still puffing on his cigar. The bell rang again and he felt like strangling the idiot girl. He didn’t hurry.

He swung open the front door with a menacing expression and a quip ready for the stupid little tramp but the words died on his lips.

He was staring at a younger version of himself. He shook his head slightly. He hadn’t had too much to drink the night before—this was real.

“Hello.” Grey Delaney said, trying not to sound self-conscious.

Vaughan’s lips twisted around the cigar into something approximating a smile. He hadn’t laid eyes on the boy in close to a year, probably, and then it had only been in passing at the country club. He wasn’t strictly allowed to speak to or interact with his son. He wasn’t exactly restricted from it though, not legally, not now that the kid was an adult, but he kept his distance for more than a few good reasons.

He nodded at the young man and, taking the cigar from his mouth made a sweeping gesture for the boy to come inside. He scanned the street outside after his son had passed by him into the house, and, satisfied no one was watching, closed the door.

Grey stood in the foyer; his air of casual confidence was charming but thin. Vaughan guessed the boy was in some kind of trouble.

“What’ll you have?” Vaughan asked, making his way toward the full bar he kept stocked at the far end of his living room. He could sense Grey following him, but he didn’t look back to see.

“Whatever you’re having.” The young man responded.

Vaughan puffed on his cigar and pulled out two tumblers and a bottle of bourbon. Grey’s eyebrows twitched just slightly and Vaughan smiled. ‘His daddy probably drinks scotch’ he thought to himself. Jonah Delaney looked like he might drink nice scotch.

“I have scotch if you’d prefer—“ Vaughan caught the boy’s reflexive squint. “Or gin?” Vaughan knew Velvet drank gin. It had been one of those surprising little idiosyncrasies he’d liked about her.

“Bourbon is fine.” The young man answered firmly.

So Vaughan poured two and handed one to his son. It felt unnatural for him to be standing there, so tall and grown up and good-looking. The older man took a drink and moved to sit on his leather couch.

“So, Mr. Delaney,” Vaughan smiled rogueishly, “What can I do for you this afternoon?” He stretched his arms across the back of the couch and nodded at the chair adjacent him. Grey obediently sat and took a sip of his drink.

He knew the boy wasn’t here for some loving reunion, knew he didn’t need to waste time on small-talk or ‘how’ve you been’. The only reason Grey Delaney would be on his doorstep was because he wanted something he couldn’t get from Jonah. What in hell might that be?

“I’m looking for a loan, sir.” The young man was cocky but he was polite. Good upbringing.

“A loan?” Why not simply ask for the money? Why the pretense? He supposed that was upbringing too. Damn that goody-two-shoes father-of-the-year.

“A substantial amount of money, truth be told.” Grey took another sip and Vaughan noticed his hands were just a shade unsteady. He was intimidated.

Vaughan nodded, friendly and accommodating. “Well I happen to have a substantial amount of money.”

Grey smiled, but he didn’t breathe a sigh of relief just yet.

“And the purpose of the loan—“ Vaughan chose to take a long suck on his cigar, chose to let the question hang in the air, let the young man squirm. To his credit the boy didn’t crumble, he waited, aloof and calm for Vaughan to continue “—I presume whatever it is, your parents wouldn’t like it.”

The boy’s smile melted. “No sir.”

He played it close to the vest. Good.

“Trouble with a gambling debt?”

Grey looked affronted. “Not at all sir.” Vaughan grinned. He guessed by the boy’s offense that he considered himself to be a skillful gambler. Maybe he was at that, how would Vaughan know?

“Apologies.”

Grey looked away and took an over-large sip.

“A woman then.”

He pursed his lips. “Yes.”

Vaughan chuckled. The young man had been raised a Delaney but he was unquestionably his son.

“Not a problem.” Vaughan said smoothly. “How much do you need?”


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“You let her dictate the terms?” Vaughan Grey held a bourbon in one hand and Grey’s prenuptial agreement in his other. He was seated in a dark leather armchair wearing only a silk robe open to his navel. A cigar smoldered in an ashtray at his elbow.

“I didn’t have much of a choice.” Grey didn’t quite manage to keep the petulant note out of his reply and felt a slight blush when the man looked at him under raised eyebrows. This man made him feel like a moronic child.

“She have something good on you?” He held his gaze steady and Grey felt his balls recede just a bit. He despised himself for being intimidated by this man.

He nodded. He didn’t want to whine.

Vaughan looked back to the papers and sipped his drink while his eyes scanned the document. Grey half-wished he hadn’t come. He took a fortifying sip of the bourbon he’d been offered and tried his best to keep his face from twisting in response. It was brutal bourbon. His father over there drank the stuff like it was water.

Vaughan put his tumbler down next to the ashtray and sat forward in his seat, unconcerned that his robe fell open even further. Grey looked determinedly away. He didn’t want to see what the man had behind the robe. He heard the rapid shuffling of papers.

“Well she’s got you pretty good my boy—“ Vaughan said with a half-laugh. Grey’s shoulders tensed at the familiarity. “Practically air tight.” He reached for the cigar. “Who drew up the papers?”

Grey swallowed. “My lawyer.” He felt like an idiot.

“You let your own lawyer put your nuts in this vise?” Vaughan paused, the cigar not yet to his lips. He looked perplexed and almost disgusted. “What’s she have on you?”

“Look, is there any way out of it?” Grey didn’t want to talk about how badly he’d fucked himself over. He’d been in a panic and he was ashamed of how hastily he’d acted, how completely he’d danced to that little bitch’s tune. He certainly didn’t want Vaughan Grey to know what an absolute pussy he’d been.

“There’s always a way out.” Said Vaughan philosophically, and leaned back, puffing the cigar and retrieving his bourbon. The pre-nup lay over his exposed thigh.

Grey waited. He was better at holding his tongue than people would expect. He waited for Vaughan to continue.

“Like I said she’s got you pretty good.” He spoke in a business like tone that belied the hedonistic relaxation of his body. “Seven years of marriage, you’re paying for her college education, you’re paying for the kid until he’s eighteen—no matter what—“ he added with a chuckle “then you’re also paying for it to go to college and you’re establishing a trust fund on top of it all.” He took a long, thoughtful puff. “And if you violate the terms she gets fifty percent of everything you’ve got, plus all the child support bullshit.”

Grey understood that much. It also had some provisions about extra marital activities that he was none too pleased about.

“This girl a lawyer?” Grey hated the grin the man was giving him.

“No.” he answered tersely.

“Then this was all your lawyer’s doing?”

Grey shrugged. Maybe he’d fire that thorough mother-fucker. But he’d only done what Grey’d asked. He could kick himself.

“Did she have a lawyer look it over?”

“A cousin. I think he was a lawyer.”

Vaughan nodded slowly and exhaled liquid-looking smoke. Grey was going to fucking reek when he left here. He abhorred cigars.

“Who else knows about this?” Grey didn’t know why but the man’s tone made him shift in his seat; he had that uncomfortable feeling again that made his balls recede further.

“The lawyer, The girl, her cousin, me and now you.” Grey didn’t let the apprehension he was feeling translate into his voice. He was all business.

“Your… father?” The man’s lips twisted into something like a smile and grey fought the instinct to wince.

“No.” He kept his answer simple. Jonah had been unwilling to help. Jonah was the reason Grey was seated in Vaughan Grey’s cigar-smoke drenched study.

“Do you call him your father?” the man asked, veering off course suddenly.

Grey took a moment. “Yes.”

“And what am I?” The tone was curious, interested, nothing more.

“Excuse me?” Grey wasn’t in the mood to play games, but the man held his fate in his yellowed old hands.

“How do you think of me, then? What’s my title?”

‘Asshole who fucked my mom’ was what Grey wanted to say. But, then, that’s often how he thought of Jonah too. Did Vaughan Grey want to hear Grey call him ‘father’?

“My father.” He answered dispassionately.

The old fuck smiled. He took a sip of bourbon. He puffed on his cigar.

“Does he know your mom used to take you to see me when you were a kid?”

What the fuck was this man’s deal? “No.” Grey was impatient but he kept his temper even. Of course he didn’t fucking know. It was part of the custody agreement that Grey be kept away from the man. Grey still remembered how it made him feel when his mother had begged him, tears in her big green eyes, not to ever tell Dad about the visits with Mr. Grey. Or about her long hours alone with Mr. Grey during some of those visits.

“So he’s, what, your ‘Dad’ and I’m…?” He trailed off, waiting for Grey to answer.

What you’ve always been, you mother fucker. “Mr. Grey, is there any way out of the contract?” He stared at the man baldly. He wanted to give the impression that he wasn’t rattled.

Vaughan laughed, a hearty, full throated laugh and put the cigar down.

“Alright.” He abandoned his inquest and returned his attention to the document. “As far as I can tell there’s one big, glaring loophole.”

Grey leaned forward in his own seat, but made an effort to look calmer than he felt. “What is it?”

“Well this whole thing hinges on the child.”

A moment ticked by. Vaughan didn’t continue and Grey furrowed his brow. Of course it hinged on the fucking child, that was the whole reason he was in this fucking mess. Having learned at a young age not to speak unless he was sure he knew what was going on (a lesson he would have done well to remember when dealing with Maggie), he held his tongue and waited for Vaughan to elaborate.

“It seems to me that if there is no child the contract is forfeit.” He finally finished a note of irritation in his voice.

Grey was non-plussed. “Right, but there is a child and she obviously isn’t interested in an abortion or I wouldn’t be wearing this ring.” The ring that felt heavy and final like prison bars.

“There isn’t a child.” Vaughan countered coolly.

“Uhh-“ Grey began to contradict but stopped.

Vaughan lifted his eyebrows and nodded once. “There isn’t a child yet.”

Grey’s mouth felt sticky. He looked at the dark amber bourbon but decided not to have another sip. Even the scent of it was offensive.

“What am I supposed to do, hope she has a miscarriage so that I can be rid of her?”

Vaughan Grey looked disappointed and Grey felt a prickling on the back of his neck and arms.

“Maybe you could wait around hoping—if you were a fucking sap.”

Grey clenched his jaw. “I already told you, she won’t get an abort—“

“Use your fucking brain.” Vaughan interrupted coldly.

Grey snapped his mouth shut, frustrated and embarrassed. He loathed this man. He hated being made to feel like a stupid child and Vaughan Grey always managed to do just that.

Recklessly he downed the rest of the wretched bourbon and slammed the glass down on the coffee table. Vaughan Grey was unimpressed by the gesture.

Grey stood to pace and wished he hadn’t stood so quickly immediately after downing the bourbon. He shouldn’t have come here. But what other choice did he have?

“She could lose the baby.” Grey said quietly, trying to find his way to whatever cryptic logic his father was using.

“These things happen.” Vaughan responded encouragingly.

“But there’s no guarantee—“ Grey put his fingers to the bridge of his nose and tried to focus. “No way of controlling that.”

“There is always a way.” Vaughan spoke sternly now, halting Grey’s determined pacing. Grey looked at the man for a long, tense moment until he was pretty sure he understood. The thick cloud of cigar smoke was overwhelming and Grey wanted some air. He was having trouble drawing breath. He felt queasy.

“What am I supposed to do? Push her down the stairs?” Grey sneered at the man.

“There are other ways.” He answered evenly. “Less obvious methods.”

Grey couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

“Don’t look so appalled young man.” Said his father with an answering sneer. “If you had wanted the wholesome advice you’d be in Delaney’s study and not mine.”

He was right. Grey had come here to get out of a marriage contract. He’d known that to do so would mean something underhanded, something not-exactly-legal, something immoral even. And that’s exactly why he was here with Vaughan and not with Jonah.

Grey walked slowly over to the armchair where he’d been sitting and braced himself on the tall back of it. “And if she—“ he swallowed “If she loses the baby—“ what the fuck was he saying? “Then I’m free? It’s over?”

Now Vaughan Grey relaxed a little and smiled. “If there’s no baby there’s no obligation.” He answered, a victorious tinge to his words.

“How?”

Vaughan narrowed his dark eyes. “There are things you could put in her food.” He answered smoothly.

“Untraceable?” Grey almost couldn’t believe what he was saying.

“Mostly. But no one will be looking for it.” He folded the marriage contract neatly in his lap. “Young women miscarry all the time for all kinds of reasons.” He looked Grey in the eye. “It happens.”

Grey nodded. He supposed it did happen everyday. It could be so easy. It would be over and he’d be free.

“I don’t know if I could do that.” He said, allowing all the disappointment he felt bleed into his voice. He wanted to be able to do it.

Vaughan Grey shook his head. “Sackless like the boy-scout who raised you.”

Grey stiffened. His nostrils flared.

“This is the only way out Son.” Vaughan said plainly. “Either take fate by the balls or let it fuck you up the ass. The choice is yours.” He tossed the documents onto the coffee table and stood effortlessly, not bothering to close up his mostly open robe. “I’ll be here when you’ve made up your mind to be a man.” And he strode out of the room, taking his cigar and his bourbon and his overwhelming presence with him.



Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Ward Everett

New Character for you. Jumpin' back a wee bit in time, just a wee bit.

Hope you like!

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“Grey I’m just not sure I can make a legal document with those exact specifications.” Ward Everett was not the Everett of Everett, Estabrook & Eisen; but Ward Everett was Eloise Everett’s eldest son and a damn fine lawyer in his own right despite being one of the youngest the firm had on staff. He’d competed for the position with some spectacular candidates and had been assured he hadn’t won the spot on account of his mother running the place. He couldn’t be sure of that, but he conducted himself as though he had earned his place and continued to earn it daily.

His client, his richest client, was Grey Delaney; a kid he’d grown up around and whose best friend was Ward’s younger brother Phelan. Grey Delaney was a good get as a client. He had no illusions about how he’d won him as a client—he was a friend of the family and Grey counted on Ward’s absolute discretion.

When Delaney was starting college Ward had just finished law school and passed the bar. Grey approached him, said something about wanting his ‘own’ lawyer and not one affiliated with his parents or the Calder brand. Ward had agreed. It was a nice arrangement. He liked Grey well enough. Didn’t trust him much, but, then, he didn’t have to. What mattered was that Grey trusted him.

“What’s the problem?” Grey helped himself to a faceted tumbler and some ice from Ward’s modest sideboard. Ward didn’t drink much, but all the offices at Everett, Estabrook & Eisen boasted classy little sideboards, built-in wet bars and sleek, expensive furnishings.

“Well to begin with a prenuptial agreement is prohibited from addressing custody issues—“

“There’s no custody issue.” Grey replied, spinning a bottle of a blended whiskey contemplatively.

Ward leaned forward in his seat and re-examined the hand written bullet list scrawled on yellow lined paper. “Ok, not specifically, but I gotta be honest, a lot of this revolves around a child and that’s a murky area.”

Grey looked over at him sharply. “Why?”

“Anything regarding a child has to be decided in the child’s best interests.” He replied, staring thoughtfully at the original art piece he’d recently purchased from the new gallery downtown. It had cost a lot of money. He wasn’t sure he liked it as much in here as he had in the gallery.

Grey snorted. “There’s nothing not in the child’s best interest there.” He said sourly. “Kid’s going to be a fucking millionare before he starts kindergarten.” He pushed the blend away dismissively.

“Well strictly speaking these things aren’t meant to address offspring really.” He rubbed his brow and re-read the bullet list for what felt like the eightieth time. “I mean, I suppose it doesn’t directly address custody in the event of divorce…” He thought he might be able to structure it carefully enough to sidestep the rules but remain within the bounds of the law. “And this, this seven years thing?” he gestured to an item on the page before him.

“What about it?” Asked Grey levelly.

“Well I suppose I could build in a sunset clause but I have to say it’s highly unusual to, well, to put a definite end date on a marriage.” What the hell had his client gotten himself into?

“Well build-in whatever you have to.” Said Grey conclusively and turned back to the liquor.

“I have a nice gin.” Ward offered. He didn’t really know that from firsthand experience, not caring for the taste of gin, but he’d been informed of such by almost every client that had perused the sideboard.

Grey directed his attention to the gin and sighed. “That is good gin.” He conceded but didn’t reach for it. “Christmas present?” He asked, reaching for the single-malt.

“Birthday.” Ward answered. “You’ve already put ice in the glass—“ he said warningly.

“Fuck.” Grey responded mildly. “Gin then.” He replaced the single malt and reached for the gin. Ward wondered at the logic; Why not simply grab a fresh tumbler, or dump the ice? Outwardly Grey appeared casual, confident and collected. But something was definitely amiss.

“I have to ask whether or not you’re being coerced.” Ward said, standing and moving toward the wet bar. He opened the artfully concealed minifridge and withdrew a small bottle of tonic for Grey and a bottle of water for himself.

“No lime?” Grey asked as he unscrewed the top of the tonic water.

“It’s not exactly gin&tonic season.” Ward answered with a smile.

“Then why the fuck are you pushing the goddamn Gin?” Grey asked with an almost-smile.

“I’m not the one who put ice in the glass my friend.” Ward moved to sit on the long slim-line couch and took a drink from his water bottle.

“I wanted a scotch on the rocks but I can’t drink that shit you have, and you’re right, that single malt has to be neat.” Grey stirred the contents of his glass with his middle finger and sat down on the sideboard, his long legs stretched out casually before him. He removed his finger and sucked it before flicking excess moisture off it and lifting the glass for a sip.

“How is it?” Ward asked, smirking.

“Needs a lime.” Grey responded and set the glass on the sideboard beside him. Ward’s lips pressed together. There were chairs, plenty of fine chairs, and Grey Delaney chose to seat himself on the $15,000.00 mid-century modern sideboard. There were designer beverage coasters a mere six inches from his hand but Grey Delaney opted to place his sweating tumbler directly on the unprotected surface of said sideboard.

“I have to ask it.” Ward sighed. “Because this deal is a lot nicer for the lady than it is for you my friend.” Ward took another swig of his spring water. “It almost borders on unconscionable.”

Grey pulled his features into something like a wolfish smile. “Do I look like I’m being coerced?”

Ward entertained the notion. His client appeared at ease, very much his arrogant self. But something just didn’t feel quite right.

“I can draw up a pre-marital contract that follows those instructions pretty close to the letter if that’s what you really want—“

“It is.” Said Grey solemnly.

Ward shook his head and made a clicking sound with his tongue. “Well Grey either you love this girl very much or she’s blackmailing you.” Grey kept his eyes of his shoes. “I don’t know the girl, but I do know you and I’m guessing you haven’t been struck by cupid’s arrow.”

Grey chuckled and took another sip of his gin drink. “Maybe I’m just a really generous fellow.” He said and smiled at his shoes.

Ward leaned back on the couch, extended both his arms out over the low back of it and put his feet up on the coffee table. “I’ll see what I can do for you.” He said with a wry twist in his voice. “The amount of money you’re going to be putting into college educations here, we ought to establish a scholarship fund in your name or something.”

Grey ran a hand through his hair and finished the gin & tonic with one long swallow. “You do whatever you have to do Everett—“ Grey told Ward casually. “Just have it done tonight and tell me where to sign.” He walked his glass over to the wet bar and set it down on the counter.

Ward blinked. “Tonight?” it was already almost two in the afternoon.

Grey nodded firmly. “Yeah I’m under a bit of a time crunch.”

“Grey this isn’t exactly boiler-plate stuff here—“

“I need it ready tonight.” Grey reiterated a little coldly. “We’re meeting with the lady and her attorney to go over the fine print.”

“Christ, Grey!” Ward sat up, taking his feet off the coffee table and screwing the cap back on his water bottle. “I have plans this evening.”

Grey fixed him with a frosty glare. “I’ll pay you triple whatever you’d usually get for this type of service.”

It wasn’t about the money it was about the principle of the thing. He wasn’t Grey Delaney’s servant for Christ’s sake. But Ward simply nodded in acquiescence. He’d have to cancel another dinner with Gideon. Damn. This would be the third cancellation in the span of two weeks. He doubted Gideon could be persuaded to wait for him at his condo, maybe have a very late dinner, maybe spend the evening in the hot tub. He’d try.

He felt like punching the arrogant sonofabitch, kick him for throwing a wrench in his plans. “What time are we meeting them?” He asked stoically. “And where?”

“Eight.” Replied Grey, “Here.”

Ward bit back the expletive that had leapt to his tongue. “I’m going to bill a lot of overtime hours.” He said, rising and making his way back to his desk.

“Naturally.” Said Grey, and even though Ward was too angry to look he could tell the miserable son of a bitch was grinning.

“You’re a pain in the ass.” Ward said, sinking into his desk chair and pulling himself toward the damned yellow-lined piece of paper.

Grey started for the door with a chuckle. “See you at eight.” He said as he pulled on the handle.

Ward couldn’t even manage a polite smile. He nodded and kept his mouth shut.

Grey stood half out of the office and then leaned back in, a smirk pulling his mouth to one side. “Aren’t you going to congratulate me?”

Ward stared for a moment. “No.” He said, shifting his gaze dismissively toward his computer screen and pulling his keyboard into a more comfortable position.

Grey gave a short laugh and exited.

Ward cursed loudly and set to work.

Happiness is...

I drove out of my way this afternoon just for Mary Lou's iced coffee. It's the little things in life. It really, really, really is the Best Coffee in Town. That ain't just hype.

Today I subbed one of my favorite places to sub, the Davis Library. Or Liberry, the most delicious and learn-ed type of berry.

The other night I was excited to learn a new cardgame with A&D. We went over to hang after my family cookout and their family visit because after families everyone need to decompress. It was fantabulous. We played and chatted and had a great time until 2am! It was an evening complete with one hell of a spit take. I adore them. Well, my friends AND spittakes both.

Can I say something? I am unreasonably happy lately. Like, the happiest I have been in a long time. And fairly healthy too. I qualify it as unreasonable because it is non-sensical and completely insane to be so happy right now. I'm worse than broke, super-duper unemployed, my future seems nebulous and childless and grim, and yet I am very contented. I smile alot. I hum. I sing little ditties. I blithely ignore my responsibilities and chores, but, hey... nobody's perfect!

I'm loving my friends more than ever, appreciating little things everyday and finding myself grateful for things more than I am resentful. And romantically? Holy moly. Awesome. Just very, very fulfilled and pleased and happy.

So what the hell does all this mean? What's up with this bizarre sense of peace and calm and bliss? I don't have any idea. not a clue. But I'm diggin it.

I'm looking forward to being Baby Pigeon's Auntie Beth too, and can't wait to meet the little sassafrass!


Dear Unexpected Joie de Vivre,

Thank you so much for showing up unexpectedly and sticking around for a while. I understand you'll only be visiting and will need to be moving along, but hell, I intend to enjoy you while you're here. Let's make a habit of these little visits, shall we? THX THX THX!

Greatefully,
Beth